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“I said something NICE, not something EXPENSIVE!”
— Trevor · source @36s
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“If that's our standard for goodness, no wonder this country's screwed.”
— Michael · source @203s
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“You callin' me a hipster?!”
— Trevor · source @177s
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“Say hello to your mother for me!”
— Trevor · source @62s
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“Mr. Raspberry Jam”
— Trevor · source @13s
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“This boy gets the job done.”
— Trevor · source @71s
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“The government, Trevor!”
— Ron · source @53s
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“Lazlow gets humiliated”
— Michael · source @38s
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“Hey Milli Mil, you still keeping it real?”
— Lamar · source @1s
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“Uncle Trevor's here!”
— Trevor · source @3s
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“You dumped Ashley?!”
— Trevor · source @15s
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“I thought you were dead!”
— Trevor · source @243s
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“Johnny? What are you doing down there?”
— Trevor · source @16s
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“I love you, Michael!”
— Trevor · source @34s
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“You picked the wrong house, fool!”
— Michael · source
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“I pay you to listen to me.”
— Michael · source @137s
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“What, my life coach?”
— Michael · source @19s
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“Franklin, my dude!”
— Lamar · source @106s
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“It's an investment, homie.”
— Lamar · source @31s
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“You destroyed my house!”
— Martin Madrazo · source @68s
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“Stay downwind.”
— Cletus · source @32s
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“Cheerio!”
— Nigel · source @101s
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“Legalize it, man!”
— Barry · source @8s
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“Adrenaline, bro!”
— Dom · source @5s
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“Feel the energy flow.”
— Fabien · source @44s
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“Debra's gonna be so mad.”
— Floyd · source @56s
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“You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of 'em.”
— Michael · source @10s
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“I'm getting real tired of people saying I'm mentally ill.”
— Trevor · source @49s
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“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut...”
— Lamar · source @72s
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“Are we nearly there yet?”
— Wade · source @31s
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“Why you no take me hunting, Trevor?”
— Ron · source @43s
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“Mindblowing!”
— Lamar · source @26s
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“...family meth business you got when I'm done!”
— Trevor · source @24s
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“I'm Canadian!”
— Trevor · source @13s
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“Can you tell me a story?”
— Wade · source @62s
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“Kifflom, brother-brother.”
— Epsilon · source
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“Lamar roasts Franklin”
— Lamar · source @9s
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“This is Trevor Philips!”
— Trevor · source @41s
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“MERRYWEATHER!”
— Trevor · source @110s
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“Mister Philips.”
— Trevor · source @296s
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“The organic food costs more because the guy who picked it was wearing a nicer hat!”
— Trevor · source @34s
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“Does it help if I say I'm sorry? Because I am. But I'm still gonna kill you.”
— Trevor · source
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“I abhor hipsters. I eat them for fun!”
— Trevor · source @119s
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“You're everything that's wrong with this country!”
— Trevor · source @18s
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“I'm rich, I'm miserable — pretty much the American Dream.”
— Michael · source @152s
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“Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.”
— Michael · source @130s
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“Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters.”
— Michael · source
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“I'm not stoned at all... I could be a brain surgeon.”
— Franklin · source @14s
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“You sound like my aunt Denise.”
— Franklin · source @14s
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“I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.”
— Jimmy · source @249s
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“We're corrupt in a good way.”
— Dave Norton · source @84s
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“I didn't kill him! But I did kidnap his wife.”
— Trevor · source @7s
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“Whose dick you gotta suck to get this job?”
— Trevor · source @21s
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“I'm a man of peace! But some people just need killing.”
— Trevor · source @26s
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“Scooooter! Brother!”
— Trevor · source @33s
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“Don't you ever NOT tell me things I wanna know!”
— Trevor · source
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“We're all professionals here. Except for Trevor.”
— Michael · source @27s
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“You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.”
— Trevor · source @167s
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“So you giving me a lecture about not being a good enough gangbanger?”
— Franklin · source @7s
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