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“I said something NICE, not something EXPENSIVE!”
— Trevor · source
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“Kifflom, brother-brother.”
— Epsilon · source
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“Lamar roasts Franklin”
— Lamar · source
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“This is Trevor Philips!”
— Trevor · source
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“You callin' me a hipster?!”
— Trevor · source
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“Say hello to your mother for me!”
— Trevor · source
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“It's all about timing.”
— Lester · source
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“MERRYWEATHER!”
— Trevor · source
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“I've got a lot of love to give.”
— Trevor · source
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“Mr. Raspberry Jam”
— Trevor · source
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“This boy gets the job done.”
— Trevor · source
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“Mister Philips.”
— Trevor · source
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“Welcome to Los Santos.”
— Lamar · source
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“The government, Trevor!”
— Ron · source
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“Repossess the vehicle.”
— Simeon · source
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“I'm gonna get you where it hurts.”
— Devin Weston · source
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“Fame or Shame!”
— Host · source
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“Lazlow gets humiliated”
— Michael · source
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“Hey Milli Mil, you still keeping it real?”
— Lamar · source
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“Uncle Trevor's here!”
— Trevor · source
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“I thought you were dead!”
— Trevor · source
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“Johnny? What are you doing down there?”
— Trevor · source
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“I love you, Michael!”
— Trevor · source
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“You picked the wrong house, fool!”
— Michael · source
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“I'm getting too old for this.”
— Michael · source
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“I pay you to listen to me.”
— Michael · source
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“My kids hate me.”
— Michael · source
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“I ain't got time for this.”
— Franklin · source
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“Franklin, my dude!”
— Lamar · source
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“I own you.”
— Devin Weston · source
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“You destroyed my house!”
— Martin Madrazo · source
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“Stay downwind.”
— Cletus · source
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“Cheerio!”
— Nigel · source
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“Legalize it, man!”
— Barry · source
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“Adrenaline, bro!”
— Dom · source
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“The movie business.”
— Solomon Richards · source
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“Feel the energy flow.”
— Fabien · source
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“Debra's gonna be so mad.”
— Floyd · source
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“The hard part is getting out.”
— Lester · source
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“The big one.”
— Lester · source
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“I hate you, Dad!”
— Tracey · source
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“God will judge you!”
— Simeon · source
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“You gettin' soft, homie.”
— Lamar · source
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“Everybody's a critic.”
— Michael · source
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“The underbelly of paradise.”
— Steve Haines · source
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“Which one do I kill?”
— Franklin · source
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“You want some too?!”
— Trevor · source
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“Get off my boat!”
— Michael · source
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“I heard you were dead, homie.”
— Trevor · source
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“Repossess this car.”
— Franklin · source
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“You forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of 'em.”
— Michael · source
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“Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullshit.”
— Michael · source
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“I'm getting real tired of people saying I'm mentally ill.”
— Trevor · source
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“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut...”
— Lamar · source
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“Are we nearly there yet?”
— Wade · source
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“Why you no take me hunting, Trevor?”
— Ron · source
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“Mindblowing!”
— Lamar · source
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“...family meth business you got when I'm done!”
— Trevor · source
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“Your legs give in and you just can't run no more.”
— Franklin · source
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“I'm Canadian!”
— Trevor · source
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“Deborah!”
— Trevor · source
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“Can you tell me a story?”
— Wade · source
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